Ze Germans never fail to fascinate me!!!
Note to women: Want to put an end to the Why do you spend hours in the bathroom??? whine in the most unconventional way?
Note to men: The things I do for you...
[The credit for the increase in toilet-related articles on this blog goes to an anonymous admirer who once commented that my blog helped relieve his/her constipation blues.]
And since guys observe from different angles -
P.S. - Do check out the_undead_ a.k.a Madz' comment for a good laugh!!!
posted by LovingAndLosing @ 3:32 am
21 comments
21 Comments:
Seriously..vat iz dis sheit?
Ze germanz are a zcrewed up lot. zpecial treatment haz irrevocably handicapped zem.
Also I wonder what is it with women that makes men seek such avoidance methods. Is it because they talk? :P
Hmmm... I hope this has some artistic value for some poor people somewhere... coz it sure as hell lacks utilitarian value.
What kind of a spas would be able to take a dump while sitting in a woman's lap?!
The Germans are at the forefront of BDSM and fetishism.
They've come a long way from the days of Kant, Hegel and Nietzsche!
huh... not really all that artistic.. and would only make me constipate.. not sexy at all.. if that was the creators intention...
well a few days bk... I read that japanese are opening restaurents that have table and chairs like a commode.. and wosre was that the food too is being served in a plate designed like a commode used in japan..
now comes the worst part.. this only invited more people to taste the food... really "Vat iz diz Shit"
Vikas: Dis iz for sheit!
Vibes: Hehehehehe. Maybe it's not for taking a dump ;)
Yoyo: Knowing a German guy is likely to be kinky is scary rather than a turn on!!!
Vishy: All toilet-related incidents are covered at this blog. You must be talking about
this!
Why did Miss V cross the road??
The Toilet on this side wasnt working...
__________________
Knock,Knock!
Whos there??
Vidya
Vidya Who?
Vidya lemme take a dump?
_________________
What did Miss V do when Brad Pitt walked in on her in the bathroom?
She flushed...
_______________
What would u call a movie starring Miss V and flying cars??
Shitty Shitty bang bang
What do the God of shit tell Miss V?
Good shit!
Whats the Miss Vs favorite movie?
Dump and Dumper
Or
Forrest Dump
Or
Shitting Private Ryan
or
The Thin Brown Line
or
Constipatine
or
Star Wars:Revenge of the Shit
or
Miss V Impossible
_________
Once Miss V walked into a Bar and asked the Bartender where the toilets were...what did the Bartender say?
Is this a joke?
_______________
Forgive me...:)..couldnt help it...
Some more Movies...:P
Dude,Wheres my Shit?
I Know Where u Shat Last Summer.
One fell into the Cuckoos Nest.
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.
The Shit Sense
Lock,Stock and One Smoking Barrel
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone.
oh yeah.. I rem reading that one on ur blog.. but i also rem reading more abt it on some online newspaper..
well u have a great fan following and guess u now find ur self in deep shit..
You thought the crap that Madhu wrote deserved a mention on the post!!
I think you'll like dis shite
She loves me Tuvok..and my post was funny....I m soo sorry...
haha...undead, was worth a laff man!
Random Access
The search has just begun !!!
UNdead...was this a blog fix.. ;-)
hahaha any ways... claps for your humour...
and V... there is no end to what you can write ...
Tq Tq...More of my Work can be seen at http://arbythea.blogspot.com...Hope u like those too...:)
Whoa whoa whoa! I'm missing for a couple of hours, and things get crazy!!!
Vishy: Yes, I do have a great fan following.. the key word being "great"! :)
Vibes: I particularly thought the "Knock knock" one was damn creative! Didn't you?
Yoyo: I did like it :D
RA: Ready to laugh at my expense at the drop of a hat, aren't you? :p
Vasanth: Well, there was not much I could say about this one though!!!
And yeah, I do love Madz. Can we somehow settle this outside the blogosphere? I don't want it getting nasty in here. It's damn bad you both are friends! I'm usually a pro at n-timing ;)
Tuvok:hehehehehe... She loves you huh?what shit!
Miss V:And yeah, I do love Madz.
REWIND
And yeah, I do love Madz
DID U HEAR THAT??
HEAR WHAT?
And yeah, I do love Madz
BRAVO BRAVO
And yeah, I do love Madz
ONE MORE TIME!!
And yeah, I do love Madz
REMIXED with Pumping Beats
And BEAT yeah, Beat I Beat Do Beat Love Beat Madz
Woo hoo
EVERYBAADY NOW
AND YEAH, WE DO LOVE MADZ
Thank You Thank You...
I LOVE YOU TOO
Eat Shit Tuvok...Haha
Glad to see a healthy level of intellectual duelling going on.
well! you know Madz! He isn't anything if not intellectual :)
But aren't you happy for Madhu?!
And we know this time its serious coz this one started with a Trance Remix!! Thats where Madz's otherwise soulful love affair with Ms. BA (Pass) went awry! It had no music to it... Hey Madhu, you should add "Love Madz(WHO??!)" and "Shit me Baby (one more Time)" to the list too!!
Let me know when to log in for the wedding!! And be sure to name your first little software program after me! :)
PS: You are the Man!
no wait! You BEAT are BEAT the BEAT MAN! BEAT
REWIND. STOP. replay with Punjabi Beats.
You Hoye!! are Hoye!! the Hoye!! MAN! Hoye!!
Corny man...
yes! I should have used "shit" a couple of dozen times more to be trullycreative!
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