Thursday, November 24, 2005

Whatever happened to minding your piss and q's

At the restroom of a bar somewhere close to Washington D.C.

Rather inebriated random guy: Do you know what the difference between a slut and a bitch is?

My I-just-came-here-to-fuckin-piss friend: Uhm.

RIRG: Well, I’ll tell you.

*Drums roll, curtains open. Behold, the pearls of wisdom. Be enlightened ye all!*

Still RIRG: A slut gives it to everybody; a bitch gives it to everybody but me.

The things you learn at a bathroom, eh? Whoever needs school anymore...

10 Comments:

At November 24, 2005 4:41 am, Blogger Random Access said...

Hey this is an olllllllllllld joke that some of my friends wud claim theirs :P

Ennavo, enlightenment vandha seri :P

Random Access
The search has just begun !!!

 
At November 24, 2005 8:53 am, Blogger Priya said...

eeer.. wat can i say?? enlightening :D

..p..

 
At November 24, 2005 11:32 pm, Blogger Harish Suryanarayana said...

No Comment ... :P

 
At November 25, 2005 12:48 am, Blogger LovingAndLosing said...

RA: Well, I didn't hang out with such people. So I haven't heard such jokes :p Neither had my friend. So maybe the drunk dude had heard it elsewhere himself, but my friend and I sure have been enlightened!

Priya: Men! Hmph ;)

Harish: Don't be shy. Kids don't read this blog ;)

 
At November 25, 2005 6:33 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm...


interesting..


sadly I know no sluts.. :-(

 
At November 25, 2005 8:06 am, Blogger Vasanth said...

long time since i came here... well wat a bitching...i asked for it some time ago and i get it now...

 
At November 26, 2005 4:23 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems 2 hard 2 actually comment on the sorry state of affairs of the guy ...

 
At November 27, 2005 4:05 am, Blogger virdi said...

this is something called as the BATHROOM SCHOOL OF THOUGHT!!!

V..

 
At November 30, 2005 1:11 am, Blogger Camphor said...

he he.

Might be an old joke, but it's new to me. :D

 
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