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Ooh I just lovvvvvvvvve this piiiiiiiiiiink.

Psst, Vidya.

It's soooo.....

Ahem!

ooooo..... huh?!?

Yoohoo!!! Vidya, you're online, girl. ONLINE!

(cracks knuckles and stretches fingers)

Hello and welcome to http://vidiyeah.blogspot.com. It's a nice day out here on the web. The pages are loading fast and the junk mail seems to be very scant. Coming to today's headlines, this post is the talk of the town. It seems that this will be the first and the last post on this blog. It's strange, because now everyone is wondering why this blog was ever created in the first place. Well, noone really knows the real reason behind this incident. A witness claims that X (not real name) just did it out of sheer boredom. A few others who have had the chance to be acquainted with X on a few occasions stress that X has a sadistic streak and hence, has done so to simply annoy her readers. X has not been available for comment. However, her PA, Y (not real name) says that X has recently been advised by her family doctor, Z (not real name) that she must, for her good health and sanity, do something new everyday, and that this is just her "something new". Investigations are on as the BWW (Bureau of Webspace Wastage) has filed a complaint stating that people like X are making it harder for Google to be the fastest search engine ever. A close friend argues that it is X's right to be able to make as many blogs as she pleases and not even post at all if she cares not to. Well, whatever may be the reason, X sure knows how to be in the limelight. For further information, please visit www.xanga.com/vids. That's all in the news today. Thank you for joining me and I hope to see you again tomorrow; same time, same place, only on http://vidiyeah.blogspot.com. Have a good day. I'm Miss Vidya, (b)logging off.